Wierd Ass IM Conversations #2

[23:40PM06032005] LynX: can play a game or two of magic as well...
[23:40PM06032005] Woon : Hee hee, okay.
[23:41PM06032005] LynX: ooh, do i hear a devious chuckle?
[23:41PM06032005] LynX: has Woon finally seen the Light of custom decks?
[23:41PM06032005] Woon : Nah, just the sad resignation of a poor sorcerer ready to be defeated once more by a uber decj.
[23:41PM06032005] Woon : *deck
[23:42PM06032005] LynX: hmm, *casts Detect Deception, Sense Motive*
[23:42PM06032005] LynX: clouded, the future is. the Dark Side covers everything
[23:42PM06032005] Woon : Report = nothing to be discerned.
[23:43PM06032005] LynX: *detected- faint deceptions!
[23:43PM06032005] Woon : Wow...they are so deep that it is even unknown to the deciever!
[23:44PM06032005] LynX: indeed! its like Minority Report!
[23:44PM06032005] Woon : Gasp! Pray tell! What are those secrets!
[23:45PM06032005] LynX: erm.... eww.... gross.....
[23:45PM06032005] LynX: not pretty
[23:45PM06032005] Woon : Don't keep me in suspense! Spill the beans!
[23:45PM06032005] LynX: it seems.... you'll step in a pile of dogturds
[23:46PM06032005] LynX: or a banana
[23:46PM06032005] LynX: or a rabid monkey holding a peach
[23:46PM06032005] Woon : I thought this was supposed to be a secret memory..not a fortelling of what I do as a hobby everyday...
[23:46PM06032005] LynX: hard to see, future is
[23:46PM06032005] LynX: you step in dogturds for fun everyday? thats new :P}
[23:47PM06032005] Woon : I own a dog....the garden is its toilet....I step in the garden to reach my door....LOL
[23:47PM06032005] LynX: LOL
[23:47PM06032005] Woon : Do you believe me now?
[23:47PM06032005] LynX: ookay
[23:48PM06032005] Woon : Sigh, I'll let you SMELL my shoes the next time we meet so you can be further convinced beyond a shadow of doubt.
[23:48PM06032005] LynX: something tells me your doggie doesn't know the concept of "pooping somewhere people won't step on"
[23:48PM06032005] LynX: hmm, try staring at your dog when its trying to find a place to poop in your garden
[23:48PM06032005] Woon : On the contrary, it knows EXACTLY where we'll step on and makes sure it poops there.
[23:48PM06032005] LynX: watch it intently
[23:48PM06032005] Woon : Been there done that. It stares back.
[23:49PM06032005] Woon : I begin to feel really queasy at that time....
[23:49PM06032005] LynX: after a couple of times, it'll go somewhere else to poop...
[23:49PM06032005] LynX: thats what my friend did...
[23:49PM06032005] Woon : Serious?
[23:49PM06032005] LynX: yes
[23:49PM06032005] Woon : Hmmmm.....
[23:50PM06032005] Woon : My dog does poop in the garden..but we don't step in the garden......
[23:50PM06032005] LynX: then how does it poop there?
[23:50PM06032005] LynX: does a "bombing run" while jumping over it?
[23:50PM06032005] Woon : . . . . .
[23:50PM06032005] LynX: i can imagine it now
[23:51PM06032005] Woon : It poops in the garden. We don't need to walk through it to reach our front door....
[23:51PM06032005] Woon : WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU READING/?!?!?!?
[23:51PM06032005] Woon : As my friend would say, "What kinda weed have you been smokin' man?"
[23:51PM06032005] LynX: hmm
[23:51PM06032005] Woon : LOL
[23:51PM06032005] LynX: some damn good weed, and you're not gettin' any :P
[23:52PM06032005] Woon : It's okay. I'm allergic to all forms of intoxicants..except chocolate.
[23:52PM06032005] LynX: Anyway, let me finish that.
[23:52PM06032005] LynX: "the dog, jumping right across the garden whilst its poops flying out of the back as it some kind of propellant."
[23:53PM06032005] * Woon imagines the scene......rofl
[23:53PM06032005] LynX: poot poot poot!
[23:54PM06032005] * Woon experiences seizures and dies.
[23:54PM06032005] LynX: *imagines dog saluting and saying, "mission accomplished, sir! we got all them anthills!"
[23:55PM06032005] Woon : Hmmm, it'd be barking it out...just like orders!
[23:55PM06032005] LynX: lmao!
[23:56PM06032005] Woon : lmao = is what again?
[23:56PM06032005] LynX: laughing my ass off
[23:56PM06032005] Woon : Ahhhhhh.....
[23:56PM06032005] LynX: ass, ahahahaha
[23:56PM06032005] * Woon pictures THAT scene....and finds it equatiably funny
[23:57PM06032005] LynX: *imagines ass dropping off....*
[23:57PM06032005] LynX: ookay
[23:57PM06032005] Woon : I've watched enough Spongebob Squarepants that images suchs as these have been BURNED INTO MY BRAIN!
[23:58PM06032005] LynX: lolololol