Wierd Ass IM Conversations....

Session Start (Woon): Sun Mar 06 11:46:26 2005
[11:46AM06032005] Woon: riposte!
[11:46AM06032005] LynX: err..... Fatality!
[11:46AM06032005] Woon: Rejuvenate!
[11:47AM06032005] LynX: Power Word: Annihilate!
[11:47AM06032005] Woon: Defensive word = Nullify
[11:48AM06032005] LynX: Time Stop!
[11:48AM06032005] Woon: Counterspell!
[11:48AM06032005] LynX: counter-counterspell!
[11:48AM06032005] LynX: (no counter-counter-counter spells exist)
[11:49AM06032005] Woon: Disenchant!
[11:49AM06032005] LynX: Bigby's Squishing Hand!
[11:49AM06032005] Woon: Smallby's poky pinky!
[11:49AM06032005] LynX: ooh
[11:50AM06032005] Woon: Armour -300% damage + 90000000000%
[11:50AM06032005] LynX: Bigby's Fatal Fart!
[11:50AM06032005] Woon: Smalby's serious flu!
[11:50AM06032005] LynX: unblockable, flying first strike flanking shadow trample
[11:51AM06032005] Woon: Enchant - Impervious -....he's impervious, what else can I say?
[11:51AM06032005] LynX: Disenchant!
[11:51AM06032005] LynX: impervious to scratching, but not stabbing or trampling
[11:51AM06032005] Woon: P.S. cater of Bigby's Fatal Fart takes equal amount of damage if spell is disenchanted.
[11:51AM06032005] Woon: *caster
[11:52AM06032005] LynX: no problem, i have "if player recieve's damage, turn that into life instead" enchantment
[11:53AM06032005] Woon: O.O
[11:53AM06032005] Woon: Heh,
[11:53AM06032005] LynX: so i gain 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 to infinity, beyond and etcetera
[11:53AM06032005] * Woon casts 'if opposing player recieves life points from anyone or anything that is not a kitten, discharge the player from game and take his wallet.' card
[11:54AM06032005] LynX: hm, devious indeed
[11:54AM06032005] LynX: *casts transformation to kitten for 1 second*
[11:54AM06032005] Woon: DAmn
[11:54AM06032005] LynX: :P
[11:55AM06032005] Woon: Casts 'switch back to original form in 0.5 seconds'
[11:55AM06032005] Woon: :)
[11:55AM06032005] LynX: well, since the spell's effects is in 0.1 secs...
[11:56AM06032005] Woon: Actually, there's all that animation to consider so it truth it is 0.49 seconds.
[11:56AM06032005] LynX: which, in that case causes a cataclysmic explosion that destroys the whole universe
[11:57AM06032005] Woon: Big bang! And we start again...but with roles reversed...... en garde!
[11:57AM06032005] Woon: LOL
[11:57AM06032005] LynX: ooh!
[11:57AM06032005] LynX: RIPOSTE!
[11:57AM06032005] Woon: Hey! That's wrong...you're not supposed to use caps!
[11:57AM06032005] LynX: *casts fast forward, thus making the universe explode again*
[11:58AM06032005] Woon: Hey! What the.. Aik!? Where am I ? What the hell?!? < boom>
[11:58AM06032005] LynX: eddies in the flow of time created discrepiancies, please sue Time Control Universal Unlimited Infinity please
[11:59AM06032005] Woon: Sorry, today is Sunday and nobody's working.
[11:59AM06032005] LynX: then please file your complaint tomorrow then
[11:59AM06032005] Woon: Ah, okies.