Sunday, July 01, 2007

Monkey Steals Peach

Monkey Steals Peach.

Woman jailed for testicle attack

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.




Some reactions:

Siryn: omg!!!
Siryn: feck
Siryn: fark
Siryn: fack
Siryn: fook
Siryn: fock
LynX: she is obviously a ninja
Siryn: i thought the article was morbidly funny, but i do pity the poor guy
Siryn: maimed for life cuz he wouldn't give in to her advances
Siryn: "it's just a ball. God saw it fit to bless me with a spare!"
LynX: don't abuse 300 quotes :P
Siryn: hehee :P

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