Set Phazorz To Starn!

secure: I'm currently simulating the internal multiwave guide to fix the posistron flux, this should allow us to know the stardate by reversing the polarity in the photon dampener of the warp core

Lynx: Remember to set your phasers to stun when jumpstarting the positronic modulation reflex field, or you'll cause a chain reaction in the dilithium stabiliser array, which will cause a flux in the quantum wave particle matrix, and in turn cause a disruption of the tensor emitter resulting in a conical gravitational singularity that will cause the universe to be divided by 0.

And make the water in my tea too hot.